Save the beaches

Dear God,

Give me the strength. In your great infinite wisdom, I only ask of you assistance when needed. Please, can you let me know, how it is possible that all the great beaches are only in the caribbean or in the french polonesia? Just because Canada has loads and loads of extra snow, are we not able to have beautiful prestine beaches as well. Once the snow has melted, can we not have the fresh water be part of a wonderful beach?? It does not even have to be salt water, as I am sure that would be difficult thing to acomplish. All I am requesting, is that since we have lakes that are available to an abundance of people in the city, would it be possible to have white sands, clear water type of swimming establishment available a little bit closer?

Sincerely,
Me

Save the drivers

Dear God,

Give me the strength to understand. I was just wondering if you would be able to provide some guidance for the drivers out there who have purchased their licences from Honest Ed's. Please let them know that just because they drive a car, they are not like your son and do not require any and every one to part the road to make room for them. Please let them know that they are not exempt of the rules of the street that everyone else has to abide too. Give them the knowledge to know that the horn was not invented to play songs and if they honked once, that whomever they are honking at has heard and there is no need to repeat this task. Please enlighten them as to the speed limit is not just used for guidance, but is a law and to break them does have consequences as we do not want to see these ill informed drivers be punished for they were under the wrong influence.

Sincerely,
Me